Around 20 thousand 5 hundred

30 to 35 thousand was the population of Florida State when I went there. 20 to 21 thousand is the population of the town I live in now.



That shit there is hitting me soooo hard now. Now that there is a number behind it. Granted, if you count the WHOOOLLLLEE DAMN COUNTY the population is mid 40's, but still damn.



No wonder a nigga can't find a decent lady. (On the real-e-o I feel like between the Model Chick, who has moved back to NYC, and the Ex-Girlfriend I have dated the two most elgible bachelorettes in this whole damn time.)



Damn, maybe I need to move back to Tally Assee and just make that commute everydamnday.



I'm Trippin cause I just spent the last 4 days Wack, but BIG and Heavily populated Orlando and kicked it with the folks that were down for the National Society of Black Engineer's National. I saw women of all different types of fine. Short hair long hair dark, light, real dark, tall short. Everything from little short dark (darker than the BULLY) super cutey. She prolly don't even weigh 90lbs, but something about her makes me want to give her the BIZNESS!! I saw Ladyshay (She was totally checkin' out my booty....Yeah, I caught you lookin' girl...I caugt you lookin'). Y'all, Shay is tall. I was all expecting her to be like average girl height, 5-3 to 5-6, but naw she was like 5-9 and her hair looks great. Obviously she uses Pantene Pro-V (The best shampoo ever). She is lucky that the Horseshoe mustache man was around and the kinda lesbian like lookin' woman too. Cuz I might have tried to introduce her to the "Signature Move". (The BULLY kinda likes tall girls...hell, the ex was a little over 5-10)



Speaking of the "Signature Move" we were all hanging out and Black Ho...or maybe me...one and or both of us brought it up and one of Black Hoe's friends.....I'll call her Slim Hennesy, cause she is tall and slim...like 5-8ish and like a buck 15. And she is all nice and sweet seeming, but she kinda seems like one of the niggas that be like "Don't let the smooth taste fool you". I think she would fuck a nigga up...just like Hennesy.



Example: So we are all talkin bout crazy places we have done some freakery. (Big Chris is the wildest y'all......maybe I should call that man Big Hennesy) For the most part Slim Hennessy was like "Naw....I can't do all that" She later followed it "I can't BUST like that......If I can't BUST then I'm not doing it."



Yeah....a lil slim long hair princessy lookin type tombout BUSTIN' and she said it all raw and nasty like.......Don't let the smooth taste fool ya, nigga.

Anyway, back to the "Signature Move"....Slim Hennessy was like "...Do you ask before you do that?" Honestly I don't know how to ask someone about that. I just do it, get told "Uhn Unnnn, don't do that." or I just hear a lil more moaning.

So, here is my question to you all. Ok, to the chicks. Would/do you like a dude to ask before sticking a finger (mostly the thumb) in your ass or him just do it and let him surprise you.
And dudes, do y'all ask before you stick a finger (mostly the thumb) in a chick's ass?

And noooo, I don't want to hear about a finger going into a dudes ass. I ain't quite freaky enough for all that there like that there.

Ha hah ah ah ahahhahaha ahah

YYyyeeeaaahhhhhh

You comin up in my crib
Yo’ hair in pony tail and you look good even without your hair did

So we chillin out on the couch
We are just straight up happy with each other and no need to go out.

You go to get some water….you ask me if I want some
I see that booty in them sweat pants lookin gooder than I honey bun…BEST BELIEVE I WANT SOME

We drinkin up on some Z-hills
That’s when I ask about them head skillz

You aint scurred so you pull Steve out right thurr
At first he aint to stout, but that nigga shol grew in yo mouth

……lol

I can’t even finish this. This was my weak ass attempt at a nasty poem like so many other bloggers do. Apparently poems are one of the things that the BULLY doesn’t do well.

Questions for the BULLY

Aight, I've been wanting to write about stuff and all that but lately I have just ened e-mailing bloggers stuff that was on my mind.

I just looked at Ms. Puddin's blog and saw that even she has done the questions thing so I'm gonna do it too.

Ask-a-fuckin' way, kiddies.....Ask a way....

Have I ever poked a blogger chick?

Have I ever shown a chick that I was poking my blizzog?

Is Steve a tiny little nigga?

Who is Steve (That is for the new readers like Sheletha)?

Why call Steve Steve?

Do I dislike white people?

Hollar atchur boy

Thanks Everyone For the Happy Birthday Wishes

See....I'm not ungreatful. I'm just a lazy procrastinaor.

I really did appreciate all the "Happy B-day!" stuff. It all really helped to make my day great.

It was great....even though neither Chocl8t nor Kiki (or even Baby Kiki Wallace) sent me a pic of their booties.

Matter of fact, no one sent me pictures of booties. I did get a couple of titty pics, but nooo booty pics. Not even from a glow in the dark negress that posted a pic of herself droppin a dime on the toilet (Ms. Puddin) .

Y'all are great....I don't care what anyone *cough*Slaus*cough* might say about y'all via personal corporate e-mails with trumped up fancy signatures touting positions like engineer of this and that and account manager of this.

I started this out feeling all nice and happy then blogger fucked up and I had to re-write and then the mood got a lil darker. And then since I started shouting people out I figured I would take this oppurtunity to say that I want to punch Don in his eye...maybe choke that man out or something.....catch him with the pointy part of my elbow right over his left eye. No hard feelin's homey....I just think maybe we should get into a fight or something. You are kinda like my antithesis...ol' poem writing negro. You prolly read the newspaper too......


Mr. Pickles

I'm gettin' old

Yeah, I'm going through another period of realizing that I am aging.

So, yeah, Tuesday night I worked it oooouuuut with ol' girl. And now, a week later, a nigga is rocking a knee brace (Robo Knee). Been puttin' that sumbitch on since Friday. Hollared at my boy Big Chris about it Friday night, tombout some "Dog, I gotta start wearing a knee brace to get in some guts.....". And what did I do Saturday night....I got off in them guts again (I had to get her again....she sent flowers to your boy's job. Yes, thats right. I got roses on my b-day and 2 days later I got another bouquet sent to my desk. Haaaaa the chicks in the office were jealous)...without my damn knee brace and that joint started hurting a little more.

How damn old do you have to be to not be able to get up in some guts without hurting yourself?

Okay, not all of the knee pain came from me beatin' that thang from behind a chick that is a little taller than me, causing me to have to use more leg and knee motion (Oh, I have, will, and will continue to get up on my tippy toes if needed for all yall tall girls). The knee irritation has mostly come from the crazy amounts of exercise (cardio) that I have been doing. I guess the sex is just the straw.

But seriously.....I'm gonna be bustin' out buckets nekket with a knee brace, some Tims. and a mullet wig for a few weeks just to make sure my knee heals up. (Gotta be careful with your body....don't want to be forty and can't walk cause I kept on getting guts with out propper support)

the BULLY