Life Changing....

....I just got a damn hand job.

That's right....a nice ol' Jack Handey for the Muthafuckin' BULLY.

Got a damn Jack Handey that lasted until WWWEEELLLLL after Steve burped up a sizeable amount of baby batter (Yeah, I just used Minista's vulgar ass term).

...Nigga a gat damn Jack Handey that lasted until Steve had lost a good deal of size and then got wiped up with a warm ass wash cloth.

I was recently involved with someone for damn near a fuckin' year and never got a cot damn Jack Handey (Yeah....if I never even got a Jack Handey I bet you can guess how much sloppy top I got) ......or even got wiped up. Shiiiiittt, I was the one that would get up and get what was needed to clean up whoever's gushy mess.


Yeah......Nothing like a real good Jack Handey to help put things into perspective. Fuck all that selfless ass giving and shit.

Fuuuuuccckkkkk.

Your boy is out to get Jack Handeys and lots o' sloppy top..... and give back to those that give.

And those that don't give....well, I'm still gonna try to get a Jack Handey and sloppy top.

-the Ever Lovin' BULLY

I'm back

So, yeah, its me, your boy.....the Muthafuckin' BULLY.

Yeah, I am still alive.

Been dealing with a lil' shit. Your boy used to work in the Automotive industry....got laid off back in December. For a long time before then I had been fearing something like that would happen. Shit like that, combined with a lil' relationship induced stress really took the blogging shit outta me.


Holy shit.....I feel kinda nervous blogging again and shit. First time in over 3-4 months since the last time I did this. I don't really feel like I can blog like how I had been towards the end....and I really don't want to. I had gotten into the habit of intentionally writing for the laughs and shit.
That shit is wack.....hella wack. Not what I started this blog for, and not what I want it to be. This shit started as a great way to relax and release the shit that was causing an ungodly amount of turmoil in my head and it just so turned out that people found that shit to be High-larious.

Yeah, now that I thinkin' about shit...that's a big part of why I haven't been bloggin......cause I haven't been "feeling funny".

That's hella wack.

Fuck all that.

the BULLY is BACK


p.s.: BLOW ME