Tired

Yoooooo, its the MuthaFuckin' BULLY here, Folks!!!

We have had GM here at the job today. They were here to check out part from my product line. Pretty important shit. I let my manager handle most of the questions. (This was for my Industrial Engineer Part of my job....and there is STILL SO MUCH THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT) . The GM cats got in town last night. We dined them and boosed them. I tried to get 'em done up. I stayed out with them till about 115 in the a.m. boosing it up. It was pretty good times. But between the stress of worrying about the visit and stuff and the late night and drinking has me tired then a mug right now.

A chick caught an epilecic seizure during one of meetings and straight fell the hell out. It was pretty scary, but she was fine. Like 45 minutes later she was super straight.

But, ummmmm, yeah.....I should have a couple of stories to tell after this weekend. I'm going down to Tampa for Gasparilla. (YYYYEEEAAHHH, THAT'S RIGHT!!! THE BULLY IS GONNA BE JOOKIN IN TAMPA. IF YOU GONNA BE THERE HOLLAR ATCHUR BOY!!! Q, u should get your boyfriend to fly you up and y'all come party too. Its gonna be bannanas and chicks gonna be shoing titties and folk is gonna be dressed like pirates. It's gonna be grrrrrrrreat)

Yeah, Gasparilla is Tampa's version of Mardi Gras. I'm linking up with my purely platonic homegirl , T From Connecticut (Spelling?). We always have a ton of fun together (Yeah, seriously though....never even seen a titty....and yes, she is quite fine. Very quite fine. Would I smash???? Sure would..well maybe not. I just got a really wierd awkward feeling just from thinking about it). We gonna be on that DDDRRRAAAAAANNNKKKKK. My Boy BELL-O is gonna be coming up, and there qre gonna be a few other friend round that piece...up in that piece.

But, yeah, I'm a bit geeked.

Titties and pirates and draaaaannnnkkk...Oh my!!!

-Nuttayballs

That good shit

So....yeah, your boy has been single for a couple days more than a week....and Saturday morning as I was laying there but booty bucky ball ass nekkid and bullshittin wit my homegirl, laughing and joking and shit I realized what the hell I had been missing out on.

Yes that was a long ass ill constructed run-on sentence.....BLOW ME!!

Sex is always fun, but being able to lay around completely nekkid and just shoot the shit is just plain out great...its that ol' good shit. Nice and simple and un-adulterated.

Sweet tea is that good shit, too. A nigga loves himself some good sweet tea. Hell, down here in the real ass south everyone loves that sweet tea. You know why we love it.......we love it cause its that good shit.

I know y'all Yankees prolly don't or cant understand it cause your brains are all yankeefied. Oh well. (And yeah, in the country down here in the south Yall northeners are still called Yankees and it is not a term of endearment either)

Fast cars are great. My car, the Fantastic Max, is pretty fast....its a pretty great car. No, its not the fastest, but I can still get 25 mpg while doing 85ish on the highway.

Big booty girls.....I love y'all. Yep....I do.

Chicks from the Islands...with that accent......The only person that might love y'all more than me is Steve. Bomboclot...buck buck buck....Lawdamercy......SHABBA!!! I be like "Yeeeaaahhh girl, speak that Jamaican to me!!"

Chicks that call other bitches bitches. I think its fun and funny. (Yeah, the BULLY loosely uses the word Bitch when referring to women, not all women, but the ones that are bitches. I don't do it on here cause I think mostly all the people that read her are women and I don't want to unintentionally offend anyone. See.....I actually do appreciate all yall charming Negresses that frequent the ol' blizzog)

Visits to the porno/sex toy stores just to bullshit around with someone that you a banging out are always some good shit. I have had some of my most passionate sex and kisses in the parking lot of a damn sex shop.

Ma BULLY is the shit. Real Talk.

My friends are the shit. I mean my real real friends. The cats that have actually met Ma BULLY. Shiiiiittttt, the BULLY has friends that sometimes get calls from or call Ma BULLY just to talk a little. The Cats that have actually been invited to the crib and all that. I mean...shit, Big C has his own fuckin' room in the joint. One cat stayed with us for a hot minute and when I would ride out to drink and chase bitches (see, I said it) he stayed in the crib eatin grapes with Ma BULLY......eating the grapes out of Ma BULLY's bowl.

Sexy, seductive ass chicks. I don't mean the broads that just half dress with the titties and the booties all out and stuff. I'm tombout the plain ol' classy just oozing sensuality can't not be sexy if they tried type chicks. Make me wanna get all up in them guts while they are wearing sweats type chicks.

I was gonna write more, but I have lost all types of a train of thought. Lemme get back to work.

Massa say he don't care nothin bout no MLK birthday.

-the BULLY

Well.......

Your boy is now single.

Figured it would feel better than this.

I know I did the right thing. I been breaking myself for a long time to try and make this work. Sacrificing for a good thing, but I got such a shock tonight.

I feel like a big asshole. Found out she was a virgin and 30 minutes later I break up with her. She was talkin maybe another three months before we got down and prolly not till marriage till we really got serious with the love makin'.

I really do feel bad. Bad for me. Really bad for her.

But in all reality....I'm not really all that happy in the relationship. I don't feel special. I guess she just isn't the type of chick to make a nigga feel special.

I hollared at my boys E-dot, Big C, and young Billiam. Them cats, especially E-dot and Big C, know how I been sacrificing to try to make this work. Hell..E-dot's girlfriend, Black Ho, was all like "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" when she found out I was still with chick and hadn't poked.

Big C and E-dot was like "Naw man...you deserve a chick that makes you feel special" I know they are right. I just wish I didn't feel so damn bad about doing what I know is right for me.
(They told me that I better shout 'em out. But them niggas is my muthafuggin niggas. My choosen family.)

-the single ass BULLY

p.s.:Chocl8t...since a nigga is single are you gonna shoot your boy that address? We can work a couple things out right quick.

Sometimes.........

Sometimes I feel this way.

I watched this movie last night. A damn good movie. 3:10 to Yuma. It was an ol' shoot 'em up western type movie. Christian Bale, Russel Crow, and this other skinny little white dude that plays a certain type of derranged bad ass that I can't help but like a lot. (He played the brother of the kid that got killed in "Alpha Dog"....and I have seen him in something else, and same type of role.)

ANyway......Sometimes I feel this way and seeing that movie has only helped me to feel this way....again. I get all stressed out with life and shit andI just wanna get away. Get away to much simpler existence. Like in western times. Back then all a nigga needed was a horse, the clothes on his back, a bad ass hat and a gun or two. Ride out on horse. Shoot yourself a little dinner. Be a bad ass and all that shit. Run into town and run off in a couple broads if you feel like it...and you could raw dog bout all you wanted cause you aint too much have to worry bout catchin shit.

But shiiiiiiittttt. Let me get a fuckin horse.....and start rollin round with a big ass fuckin gun hanging over the side of the sumbitch and then be running up in broads' guts all raw and shit. Nigga life would not last too much longer and it would really fucking suck the little bit of time that it would last.

Maybe I should quit my job and just train all crazy and get into fighting. I got enough pent (pinned) up anger an' frustration and all that shit to last me a fuckin while.

FFFuuuuuuuuccccckkkk!!!!!!!!

I got all pissed earlier today cause I found out that this kid did some work for my machines and didn't even let me know. I got a call from a dude at Technical HQ asking me about shit on my machines and I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm not really all the mad that he actually did it, but I'm mad about not even being included in the fucking loop. Why am I not in the fucking loop? I'm not in the fucking loop cause I stay busy with this fuckin' other position shit that they got me doing. 50/50 my fuckin' ass.

Yep.....I see me being all pissy all fucking weekend with my non-fuicking girlfriend (read she doesn't fuck me). .......I've been thinking about not trying to fuck her cause I might end up breaking up with her.......but fuck that. I think I am gonna go ahead and fuck her and if I break up with her than so fucking be it.

I mean shiiiiiiiitttt. Ma BULLY tells me I am a hot commodity......so damn it.....I'm gonna start back acting like it wether I am treated like it or not.


FFFFUUUUCCCKCKKK AAAALLLLLLL THHHAAATTT!!!

I already got a couple guns.......Y'all know where a nigga can buy a horse?

-BULLISSIMO

Das But

I love booties. I can't help but look.....better make that STARE at booties. I have always liked holding the top of females' pants when I walk with them instead of holding hands cause I am touching the booty.

I just like booties and sometimes I feel like women not only know it, but are always trying to use it to their advantage over me. For real cause sometimes y'all just be standing there posing for no damn reason other than to fuck with me. That one stance....the one when you tilt your hips and stand with one leg straight and the other one is kinda slanted out and then you put your hand on the hip of the straight leg and kinda lean to that side to...........Yeah, that shit right there kinda makes Steve swell up with joy. And it don't matter if you in some ol' kackis, or little tight skirt or Church Dress (......yeah, like I'm the only nigga here that looks at yall fine ass women that be wearing shit that you know you got no damn business wearing in Church).

I think thats why I am so being stupid and stayig with my girl cause her booty is DUMB. She got one of them ol' big nice round bassetball booties. I'm tombout that joint has a crease where it meets the thighs AND WHERE IT MEETS HER BACK. She has one of them booties that when she puts on jeans they don't just show some ass crack at the top, she straight has BOOTY out the top of them joints. Its BANANAS!!

So, yeah, still with her. I gave her another one of my we are breaking up talks (it was like #3 or 4), but then we talked it out. She says she just does not know what to do in a relationship, or how to do it. She blames it on her super sheltered life (which she did have). She pointed out the fact that she is trying and has been getting better. She has been getting better. She has still been fucking up on stuff still too. That shit is real hard for me believe that a 27 yr old chick does not know how to act in a damn relationship but it would explain why she does the dumb shit that she does.

Sooooo I'm giving her another chance.

Question, though.....Have any of y'all ever gone for a year, or close to, with out jumpin' on any penises? How hard would you expect it to be to start back up on that thing thing? Like actually getting a penis back in you for the first time? I mean cause Steve is wondering?

WWwooowwwww......In the year 2008: Predictions by the Muthafuggin BULLY

So, yeah, these is gonna be my predictions of things to come in the Year 2008......I mean.....DAMN, if a Negroid name some muthafuggin Barrack Obama can win a caucus in muthafuggin lilly white as hell fuggin non professional sports team having ass, 99.53% white state ass Iowa (or whatever white state it was) then some of this shit I'm bout to say has to have a good chance of coming true.

Let the predictions begin......

1) The number of black women daing white men will sky rocket. When asked why go white the average black woman will respond "For that donkey kong......."

2) Although Bill Clinton will always be regarded as the first "black" President and will be loved for the great things that he has done, the younger "Rap" generation will begin to hold George W. in high regard for being the first "Maaadddd Niggerish" President. (Think about that shit....he got the job on a hook up, did a shitty ass job punked out a few small countries, lied to us all and only used his position to help put money in the pockets of him and his boys Cheney 'nem)

3) Gas will hit $17.37 a gallon and everyone goes back to riding horses and shit......except for the really cool guys, rappers, and dope boys....they ride Yaks.

4) The BULLY will actually go out on a legitimate date with a white girl and then take her over to his Momma's house for Sweet Potato Pie and a couple of episodes of Martin.

5) Sean Wayons will NOT act all gay in a movie....actually showing that he CAN be more than just himself in movies.

6) Slaus 'nem will make me, the Muthafuggin BULLY, an official staff member of O Hell Nawl (http://www.ohellnawl.wordpress.com/).

7) The BULLY and CHocl8t ( http://thechocl8tdiaries.wordpress.com/ ) party out one Night in Atl at that night club called Opera House, sneak off to a dark corner, and do a little bit of something that shouldnt be done a) in public and b) in a building that used to be a church

8) Steve's status will be upgraded from extra large medium to just extra large (after a few months of experimenting with Extenze)

9) Hillary Clinton will be elected President and at the end on inaugeration ol' Slick Willy will jump out and be like "Gotcha' bitches....I'm back!!!!"

10) My Dear sweet, damn near virginal friend Shug (http://www.shugaorspice.blogspot.com/) will become a super freak and will far surpass Q in her Kinkery, while Q becomes the nice homely latina version of Martha Stewart (We'll call her Conswello Stewart) after she maries her "friend" J.



Shiiiiiiitttttt, I'm Tired. All I did this weekend was shit about a pools worth of brown water. The dehydration is really fucking me up right about now.

Holla at your boy.

-the BULLY

Awwww Maannnnn

So......yeah, the Muthafuggin BULLY is back. And I'm alive. I didn't get struck down by lightning or naythan like that there. I onno where to even start, what to tell, what not to tell.....

So I spent last weekend and New Years with the Girlfriend's Fam. (Yeah, I am still with her......my concerns of her having some other shit type something not right type shit are still sorta there, but they are dwindling. I am realizing that really is just overly concerned about how and she is percieved as. I do know that she is not being completely straight up with me (this was confirmed during an argument that started while we were in a nightclub), I just don't know what for?)

Anyway, chicks Fam is mad religious. Her Pops is a preacher and I went to his church........Naw, Fuck all that story. I'm gonna get into the argument story.


So we are in this cool ass night club on the 31st floor of a building that sits right on the River in Downtown NOLA. Spot was straight fly.

We get in the spot and start chillin and DAMN!!!! This story is starting to seem way more fucked up now that I think about it with a sober mind.....anyway.....My girl has always told me she doesn't dance and when she does its like a goofy ass white chick. So we get in there and they start dancin' (Her and her homegirl that we picked up). She says something about me dancing and about me sittin down and shit. I told her I didn't feel like dancin. I was chillin. (Shiiiiitttt, youir boy was trying to cool out and let that Crown kick in). So after a while she tells me I should dance with her homegirl since she liked to dance and since I liked to go out to night clubs and dance.

THE MUTHAFUCKIN BULLY DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB WITH HIS GIRL AND THEN DANCE WITH SOME OTHER CHICK. THAT STRAIGHT BULLSHIT AND HAD I STARTED ON THAT SHIT I WOULD HAVE TRIED MY BEST TO HAVE ENDED THE NIGHT FUCKING CHICK THAT WAS DANCING WITH JUST OUT OF SPITE.

Anyway...eventually I feel like getting a little bit of lite bump and grind action. Nothing nasty just a little bit o' Steve to thigh/booty action of a nice little 2-step........Did that happen? HELL NO!!

Yep, I couldn't have physical contact with my girlfriend while dancing at a nightclub. Your boy got HOT. Her argument was "I'm not gonna be out her dancing all nasty looking like a ho bending over and shaking my ass all over the place." Shit...she knew better than y'all that is not what I was trying to make happen.

We left shortly there after.

We end up back at her parents place. Where we continue the argument. I'm trying to figure things out.

BULLY: I just don't understand how you would not want to have any physical contact while dancing with your b-friend......Have you never had physical contact while dancing with a b-friend?

G-friend: I don't remember.

BULLY: WHAT? Out of all your longterm relationships, like how you with ol' boy before me for like a year and a half. You can't remember if you ever danced with him. I am not going to believe that.

after like 5 minutes of arguing and her denying that ol' boy before me were even serious (Lie)

G-friend:Ok, maybe back in college.....

BULLY:blah blah blah....You knew that you had done it before and you just sat there and lied to me.

Then things kinda blurr out to a drunken haze. I remember stumbling into the room where her brother was, and then finding my way to my room and going to sleep.

Anyway, 2 nights later (all out on Bourbon Street Right after New Years), with less alcohol in her system we are all tongue kissing and all that out in front of everyone.

Where was the extra overly extreme modesty from 2 nights before?

She either realized how fuckin' wrong she was or There was someone and someones in the club that night that she did not want to be seen by while being intimate with another dude.

All this, and she is constantly telling me how much she loves me.

-the BULLY