Gettin on my shit

Yyyyeeaaahhhh, so I got my boy E-dot bout to start step 1 of his 12 step plan to Ferrari Money, I got another boy that Just broke 6 figures, and is bout to start workin on his MBA, My boy Jffrsmps been got his Masters in EE. Big Chris is working on that second Engineering Degree and that Travel Site. Its time for the Muthafuckin BULLY to get on his grind and start makin some moves.

I’m not all about sittin round and watchin the crowd pass me by…..fuck all that there like that there. I’ve been kinda wanting to do something to improve myself. Ok, well, I have been wanting to up my game for reals for a while, but I couldn’t figure out exactly what it would or could be. My thing is I gotta be happy. I didn’t want to do something that would help me advance towards something that ultimately would not be enjoyable. That has been a big part of is and then I’ve just not felt a strong enough desire to get up and out and start making things happen. Well that shit has started changing.

Yep.

A couple months ago I got that burning desire deep down in my soul to start back training seriously and consistently to get my body back in good shape. That desire is still here. I’m still all about my workout and healthier eating. Its great.

My new desire is to improve my financial situation. I’ve been looking for things/opportunities to get paid more and all that, but I have finally come to the point where I am fed up with waiting on people to give me more and or the opportunity to get more. I’m gonna get out there and try my damndest to MAKE shit happen for me.

I’m gonna get out there and start grinding. I’m gonna use all of the connections that I have** (and or create) and try to create something great. Taking my destiny into MY hands.

I’m gonna BULLY my way to that next level.

-the Muthafuckin' BULLY

**: Yes, that is all you rich, connected and or influencial friends. Robbio (U and your ‘In Home Theater” buddy), Big Chris’ Brother, E-dot’s Bruh n law, Them Rich ass Slauses, My local Legislators, Steve, Maybe QQ’s Skittles, et cetera, et cetera.

......Really, dog.....really?

Al Reynolds.....

I really don't feel like I need to say anymore cause just that dude's name makes me lmmao.

Seriously though, I aint mad at what he did. In a way I kinda applaud him and that dude that married Tony McMillan. For real. That was some good payback ....Mike Tyson was my hero.....Robyn Givens better hope she don't eeeevvvveeerr come cross me in the Streets.

Fa Real. If women can be golddiggers so can femenine ass men.

Here is what I don't like. Matter of fact this is what I hate..... I hate it when people try to insult my inteligence. Yeah, I may be a big silly lookin Negro that they call the BULLY, but I ain't no dummy, Al. Whicho Gay Ass. Tomboutsum "I'm not gay".....Niggro PLEEAAASSE.

Look at this shit.



Look at this ol' lispy as lispy fool. Tilting his head and using his lips too damn much.

Look at that fools lower lip. Its got a dip in it.....that dip is formed by sucking on a lot of jibbies.

Now, I could go on and on about why I think this dude is gay, and many of you may try to discredit me beause I'm a southern male and we aint about all that metrosexual, manscaping fuggshyt, and gay ass Ed Hardy GAY ASS DRAWS like these.

Really....look how not right that shit might look on a real ass not-gay negro like myself.

Anyway................... I decided to get some expert oppinions.

Thats right..... Gay people.

I enlisted the help of homersexuals.

Check theses comments from the nice people over at Towleroad.com

-Gal Reynolds is NOT gay. He's on the down low. That's entirely different from gay. Really ya'll it isssss.

-Okay, let's review:
Afalfa cum Pee Wee Herman Helmet Cut
Extreme Eyebrow Wax Job
Mustache Trim
Chronic Gayface and Lip Pursing Thoughout Interview
Strategic Head Back Toss
Just for Men Hair Color (Dark Brown)
Denial of Homosexuality


Discuss.

-Just because he attended a Fire Island Pines party dressed as Bam-Bam from The Flintstones does NOT make Al Reynolds gay!

-Al Reynolds almost melted my gay-dar the first time that I saw him. Al, you may not consider yourself gay. There is a term that some folk would use instead. Ever heard the term "MSM"? Men that sleep with men, but may have a woman or two on the side

-All right, fine fine FINE. You're not gay already. You go to gay bars, you dress like a one-man circuit party and you have the worst taste in women since Ferdinand Marcos--but you're not gay. Hooray for you.

Well, there you have it...straight from the gay ass horses mouth.

-the Muthafuggin BULLY



p.s.: NIGGER (you know I gotta say it atleast once in a post........HOLLLAAAA!!!)

DE-LURKIFY YOURSELF!!

C'mon....you can do it!!

You need to check your man and his bitch ass ways, not the BULLY and his bullish ways

Hey Tiff!!

I especially want your opinion on this here shit.


So...... I got this good.... or maybe used to be good female friend from back in college. We have gone through periods of being real tight and then periods of not being too tight. I had a thing for chick for a WHILE. There, I said it.....I doubt it was all that big of a secret anyfuckingway. So me and chick kinda had a funny relationship. Ok, well, my relationships with female friends are usually always kinda funny. Most of my female friends were either interested in me, or me in them....or atleast we wanted to fuck one another. (Shiiiiittt, I can't help that I'm a sexy motherfuckah).

so like I said, we have a kinda funny relationship. And pair that with me being the innapropriate guy that I am...I always make little jokes and comments, it is laughed at and all that. She knows my heart.

So one day, after not talking for atleast 3-4 months she calls me and tells me she has lost like 26lbs. I'm all like "cool" and "congrats" and shit, then I tell her she should shoot me some pics in a matching bra and boyshort set. She laughs, calls me silly, then gets off the phone to get on her train.

cool.

So that evening or next day or some shit I see her new pics posted on Myspace. Chick was lookin pretty damn good. So the next morning I shoot her a text like "I just saw your new pics on myspace....Yeah, you def need to shoot me a pic of you in your matching bra and boyshort set"

Whatever.

Sooooo, I get a call from ol' girl that evening and she is kinda hot with your boy. What happened was she accidentally left her phone at the crib that day. When she got home her "soulmate" was not speaking and shit and acting all cunty. She took dude to work or something then checked her messages and saw that I had sent a message and that shit was not marked new.

So she starts going off on me because what I did was inapropriate and how she has serious b-friend and all this jibber jabber. And how now her boyfriend was all mad at her over this shit and not speaking to her and all that. That shit pissed your boy off, but since we are "good friends" I didn't go off on her ass. She is lucky as Hale for that. She should pray and thank G-d for that. All I said was "O-k" she finished her bitchin, said by and I hung up.

But real talk. Thats some ol' fuckshit on her and his fault. He is displaying tremendous amounts of bitchassness and she is displaying a tremendous amount of bitchassness love and bitchass cuntiness empowerment.

Bitch ass gonna get mad at HER, for some shit I sent. And then she is gonna get mad atME for HIS bitchass checking into a private communication between me and her.


Whatever....that shit happened a while ago and I aint never say nothin bout it to anyone, but I thought about it while I was in the gym and got kinda pissed so I figured I blog about it.

Am I wrong, though? Like that shit is almost as bad as something like me Calling Tiff "Titty Tiffany" on here and her boyfriend gettin all hot at her about it. It doesn't mean anything and its nothing I haven't been doing for years. Didn't do it in his face all disrespectful, just bullshit between friends.


Talk to your boy....

-the BULLY

Punch Drunk

I was Tagged by Kali

This is how this "Meme" test is about to go down.

1. Put your Music Player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!

After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 3 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the MEME themselves


Aight, here it go....

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
-Hit you from the back , Rick Ross Your boy, the muthafuggin BULLY is likin how this here thing is startin' off ......Cock cock cock and lean..lemme hitchu from the baack hitchu from the baaack hitchu from the baaaaaaaack. That shit is my jam.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
-Be Happy, Mary J. Blige yEah...real talk, thats what I want outta life

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
-Like a star, Corinne Bailey Rae Ok-k-kaaayyyy

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
-Hip Hop is..... , The Show, original Soundtrack, but that shit was just a skit, the next one that played was
-The Problem, lil' Wayne (from the Drought 3)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
-A.D. 2000, Erykah Badu

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
-Droppin Bombz, SO. Sentrelle (From The Show soundtack again)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
-Leaving You, J-Hud and Neyo

What do you think of your parents
-....first track is some untitled shit from a local group, Tyger Hill. My Homeboy from highschool is in the crew.....the Chorus starts like "What the fuck...Yeeah, What the Fuck....Yeeeah, What the Fuck....get off my dick..Yeah......"
-the next real song was Da 80's, Styles P.

What do you think about very often?
-Send Me an E-mail, DJ Spinz and T-pain

What is 2+2
-Love Rain, Jilly from Philly

What do you think of your best Friend(s)? I had to make this one plural cause I have a bunch of best friends.
-Freek-A-Leek, Petey Pablo
-Daughters, John Mayer
-War with G-D, Ludacris
-Another Again, John Legend
-Say Goodbye, Chris Brown (lol, I got to best friends named Chris)
-And then What, Young Jeezy and Mannie Fre-ur-ur-ur-esh

What do you think about the person you like?
-Chrome Plated Woman, UGK....(the new chick I'm befriending ...platonicly??? is def one of theones that cats gawk at in the gym.....5-10 and a size 8...yeah, she is niiiice long legs, nice ol' round izzass)

What is your life story?
-White girl remix featuring Ricky Ross hmmm......I keep that white girl...like to call her Tammy....born in Columbia, she moved to Miami......Hillary Clinton....she my best friend...even cosigned for that new white Benz......lol

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Soon The New Day, Talib Kweli

What will you dance to at your wedding?
-Overjoyed, Stevie Wonder (Oooo-Kkkaaaaaayyy)

What will they play at your Funeral?
-Lip Gloss, Lil Momma............pppfffttt

What is your Hobby/interest?
-Rappa Ternt Sanga, T-pain (a nigga has been making some ol rhymy ass blog entries....)

What is your biggest Secret?
-The world is yours, Silkk the Shocker (indeed)

What do you think of your friends?
-Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie) , Ol' Dirty Bastard (hhmmmm....)

What should you post this as?
-Punch Drunk [instrumental], Sade

I guess I will tag my dear sweet, damn near virginal friend, slaus, and GLO.......fuck it, I'm gonna add a 4th E-dot and a 5th Big Chris of Team Diesel

Ornery as ever

Hey folks....yeah, its me, Bull E. I'm still alive.

I still like to beast it out in the gym.

I still like to shoot guns.

Gas prices are still pissing me off.

I still think I am the shit. (all you other motherfuckers need to get out the toilet)

Me and the Amazon are still kickin it.

Here is the kicker...well, not completely new, but a new intensity. I DO NOT WANT A COMMITTED REALTIONSHIP!!! Like I really really do not want a committed relationship. I want friends. I do not want to spend a whole bunch of time with anydamnone. And what makes it feel so crazy to me is the amount of disdain I have for relationships right now. Like the simple thought of one makes me a little sick and angry and repulsed. I just don't want to be considered an us or a we or none of that shit. What I do want to make a commitment to....well, what I am making a commitment to is the muthahfuggin gym and my muthafuggin body.

That is all I want to do. I ran this morning for the first time in forever and I am going to try to make it a damn near daily thing, along with my beasting it out in the gym sessions in the evenings (Yeah, the evening sessions will continue to include treadmill work). I have finally gotten fed up with not being happy with how I look. I'm tired of sittin up wishing I had the body that I used to have. Tired of wishing I was fine so I could get away with throwing on a snug ass t-shirt, going out and still be able to pull mad females.....tired of feeling like I gotta try to dress fly to look really good. I'm tired of not getting felt the fuck up by damn near every woman that I come in contact with. (You know what the hell I'm tombout...chicks be real quik to break the touch barrier with a big buff ass nigga) I just wanna throw on some jeans and a young polo and look right. I'm tired of being like "I sure do wish I could get out just run and shit." I am not trying to have another Flag football season where I can't even run a whole damn game.

I just want to train and get my body right. I want to have a body like a nigga that you might see on T.V. or some shit. I don't want to be the chubby boy anymore. I want to get back to the point where I feel more than confident enough to pull off my shirt at anytime. Hell, the truck aint got no ac...I wanna be able to ride in that bitch shirtless and not worry about when I open the door everyone seeing my fukin side belly. I hate the way my belly hangs when I lean over to brush my teeth. I hate the way that my belly kinda lays on the bed along with me when I lay on my side. I hate the way my side belly jiggles a little when I walk and shit. I hate the way my fuckin thighs rub when I run.

This shit has become my number one, by far, burning desire in life and I am only getting more and more consumed by it as time goes by.

-the Muthafuckin' BULLY